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have the most marvelous surprise for
you. For me?

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We're going to have the whole house
redecorated.

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Oh, but Maggie, we just had the whole
house redecorated. But that's not the

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point. It's a political move.

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You see, Omay, the famous Parisian
interior decorator, has just opened an

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in town.

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Well, Luella Kendall thinks he's about
the last word.

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Now, when Luella finds out he's done our
house, she'll think we're really people

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of quality.

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It may mean we'll get into who's who.

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You might be invited to join the golf
club.

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Maggie, did you realize before we came
into all this money I was a letter

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carrier?

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Golf club.

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Yes, Madame, this is Aubrey.

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Who?

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Oh, Mrs.

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Merch. Yes, how do you do? How are you?

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I'm sorry, Madame, but some lumpy men
are walking in the corridor.

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Could you please come to my office, say,
at 12 o 'clock?

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Oh, thank you.

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I'll be there.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm the king now. Crown me.

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You're lucky.

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You guys don't get to work, I'll crown
you. Get it out of here.

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Quiet!

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Quiet!

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What's all the fuss, mademoiselle?

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Name of a pig. How is it possible to
make so much noise painting?

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You don't know us guys.

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We make noise stuffing a mattress.

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Easy,

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easy, easy.

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See? He don't mean nothing.

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Those tassels drive him nuts. When he
was a baby, somebody tickled him with a

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pussy willow.

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This is the only thing that'll bring him
out of it, see?

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Hey,

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you.

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Who, me?

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Yeah, you. Come here.

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It's the boss.

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Show a little interest in your work.

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What's the trouble, boss? The tenants
are all kicking for signs on their

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We'll have to use these stencils
temporarily.

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Okay. Wait a minute.

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They're all in order.

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Now put them on just as they are. These
go on this side. These go on that side.

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That's a cinch.

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These go on this side. These go on that
side. That's right. Make it snappy.

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Okay. These go on this side. These go on
that side. These go on this side. These

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go on that side.

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These go on this side. These go on that
side. Right.

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Hey!

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You've got to get going.

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Here. Put these stencils on the doors on
the left side of the hall.

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You take the right side.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going to get my brush. I'm the
period man.

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Which is the left side?

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That's the left.

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Which is right?

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The one that's left.

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That's right.

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No, that's left.

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That's... Well,

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boys, there's a pretty good morning's
work.

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How about some lunch? That's a good
idea. Where we go?

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Let's try the Ritz. Oh, I'm getting
tired of it. How about the Wal -Mart?

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tired of both those places. Let's go to
Biltmore.

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Have you got a quarter on you? I had
three cents when I came in this morning.

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Somebody borrowed it from me.

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Any gay they all say.

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8K or 8 say on.

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Hey, what are you guys doing? Talking
behind my back?

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Nobody's talking behind your back.

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That's Pig Latin.

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Sure, anybody can understand it. It's
very simple.

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Well, I can't, and I'm simple.

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Now, listen.

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You tell him.

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My name is Moe. How are you? Fine,
thanks. My name is Moe. In Pig Latin,

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that's Ome.

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My name is Larry. Now, what's that in
Pig Latin?

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Ome.

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It's Harry Lay.

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Boy, are you um -day.

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Oh, you mean I'm um -day in pig
language?

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You're um -day in any language. Oh,
thank you.

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Now I'll explain it so even you can
understand it.

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Now follow me.

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Larry Arilay.

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Moe Omey.

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Curly Curlicue.

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Ome? Oh, your wife's to it, too, eh?

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Ome's inside. I'm on day.

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Come right in, lady. We wasn't expecting
any company.

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Ome?

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Sure. I'm Ome.

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Oh, I'm so glad to find you here.

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I wanted to ask you about...

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Easy now. Easy.

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You

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see,

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he don't mean any harm, lady. He's a
little touched in the head about

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Oh. Now what can we do for you?

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Yes.

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What's the meaning of that?

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Don't explain.

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I'm giving up my lease right now.

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Excuse us, ladies.

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What are you yelling about? Some meaning
of that. Don't explain.

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You're fired.

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Now come into my office and get your
pay.

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I'll give us another chance. Another
chance, all right.

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I think you'd better tell Mrs. Smite she
will take that job.

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When did he move his office to the
basement?

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A week ago.

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Must be a shortcut.

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All right, boys, let's start on that
table.

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Gentlemen, you're not going to paint
that table.

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Why, certainly.

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But you can't do that. It's a rare
antique.

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What, that old thing?

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It once belonged to Louis XVI.

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Oh, secondhand, eh?

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Go on now, take a spin around the
pantry.

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Gosh,

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I'd sure like to help. You know, I
haven't had a paintbrush in my hand in

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Sure, you can help.

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Go on out there and mix us a batch of
spotted paint. Oh, swell, swell.

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Hey, hey, hey. Look what you're doing
there. Why don't you be careful? All

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right, I'm sorry. Come on, snap it up.
Your lady's going to have a card game.

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All right.

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Shit.

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Wait a minute. What's the idea?

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Don't get excited.

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Don't get excited.

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Got time to look on business. It's my
hand, my hand.

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Oh, my error.

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Go on, get busy.

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Hey, what's the idea?

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What's the idea?

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Now, wait a minute. It's all a mistake.
He didn't mean anything.

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All right, but don't let it happen
again.

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Okay, we'll bury the hatchet. Oh, no.

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I mean shake hands and make up.

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Go on, be a sport. Well, all right.

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See, he starts all over again. Wait a
minute. Take it easy now.

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Oh, boy, lunch.

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There we are. Thanks.

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You can go.

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We'll eat our lunch while we work. Come
on.

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Hey, why don't you watch what you're
doing?

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Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't drink coffee
so you can have mine.

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Oh, a practical joke, all right.

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I'll fix you, but it's fine. Wait a
minute. Go on. Get back to work. You all

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stick up for him. Go on, numbskull.

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You guys had watched what you're doing.
You wouldn't make so many mistakes.

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Well, here we are.

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And oh, by the way, you're going to have
a chance to meet Ome, the decorator.

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He's going to call this afternoon.

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Really?

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My

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part's

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done.

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How are you going to get down without
spoiling the paint?

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I got it.

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You carry me down.

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Am I dumb?

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Hop up here. Up, Sir Daisy.

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Yes, sir.

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You're getting to be a metal giant.

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Thanks.

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Something went wrong. Can I help it?

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Oh, there's O'May.

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O'May? Yes.

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Come and meet him.

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Hiya, Mrs. March.

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O'May, I want you to meet Mrs. Pendle.

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She's the one that said that your work
is very recherche.

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Oh, anybody's liable to make a mistake.

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Yeah. Shut up. Hold that.

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Hiya, Mrs. Pendle.

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Meet my partner.

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Hello. Well,

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that's that.

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Get some work done. Here.

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Hey, what about my hair?

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I gave it back to you, didn't I? Come
on.

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We've got everything finished except
this room. But you kids can go on with

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game. You won't interfere with us.

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Get back there and get busy. Get that
ladder up there.

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What are you trying to do?

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I thought it was golden denim. Get up
there and paint that cuckoo. He'll be

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any minute.

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Get up there.

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Hey, Rembrandt, what's the idea?

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I was painting the cuckoo, but it won't
be out for another hour.

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Oh,

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I

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do hope I win today, dearie. You know, I
just remember I owe you 360 from last

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week.

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Mrs. Smirch, okay?

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But I insist upon seeing Mrs. Smirch.
Mrs. Smirch does not wish to be

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Then she's in there.

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Yes.

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Isn't that a hand?

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So this is what takes place.

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This is a fraud.

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Who are you?

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Something's going on here, boys. Looks
like something's coming off, too.

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Shut up.

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Aha!

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I see it all now.

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You have double -crossed me. You sent
these cheap painters here in my place.

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Are they paying you a bigger commission
than I?

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Get the idea?

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That old dame's a crook. Let's give her
the rattle -daddle. Right, right, right,

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right, right, right. Look out there.

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Now they'll be out any minute.

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So you see, madame, I am the original
only.

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Well, I never was so insulted in my
whole life.

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Come, girls.

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Get back.

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Well, this is the last time I'll ever
come to this house.

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A bow tie, eh?